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dogshame:

I ate my moms flip flops ($35) running shoes ($100) Uggs ($75 … 1 shoe) and … her heels she needs for tomorrow! … Priceless. 

dogshame:

I ate my moms flip flops ($35) running shoes ($100) Uggs ($75 … 1 shoe) and … her heels she needs for tomorrow! … Priceless. 

dogshame:

I WAS NAPPING ON MOMMY’S LAP. THEN I POOPED ON HER LAP IN MY SLEEP. IT WAS TOO COMFY!!!

dogshame:

I WAS NAPPING ON MOMMY’S LAP. THEN I POOPED ON HER LAP IN MY SLEEP. IT WAS TOO COMFY!!!

dogshame:

I pulled a book of the shelf to chew. Notice the name of the book!

dogshame:

I pulled a book of the shelf to chew. Notice the name of the book!

dogshame:

I was so excited to see my mom I jumped to greet her but we collided. I accidentally busted her lip and broke her two front teeth. Dental bill $320. She says she still loves me.

dogshame:

I was so excited to see my mom I jumped to greet her but we collided. I accidentally busted her lip and broke her two front teeth. Dental bill $320. She says she still loves me.

dogshame:

My name is Lola and I  pooped on the carpet,so I made mommy and daddy angry.But I‘m not really sorry and I‘ll do it again!

dogshame:

My name is Lola and I  pooped on the carpet,
so I made mommy and daddy angry.
But I‘m not really sorry and I‘ll do it again!

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)

lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life