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houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

poppypicklesticks:

phrux:

superllama42:

endgamerazari:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

Look at these testosterone-drunk shitlords.

Studies have shown that even lifting doesn’t stop you from being an assbag by not tipping.

STEROIDS NOT ONLY SHRINK YOUR TESTICLES, THEY SHRINK YOUR HEART

Don’t worry, now that they’ve bragged online about their screwing over of servers and caterers, I imagine they’ll be getting lots of extra protein shakes in their food if you know what I mean 

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen)

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

castielsfeatheryassbutt:

samandriel:

im-gonna-wear-it-as-a-wormstache:

mspolishdonut:

theimpalaismyhome:

itisnotofimport:

what I like about Supernatural is that the gifs look like someone has just crudely slapped some text on top as a manip but all of this shit has actually been said on the show

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(Source: heckybarnes)